starllex:

*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

ashtray-princess:

cecemonet-alias:

nedahoyin:

HAAAAAA..

the little dude in the back gets it

Biggest plot twist ever

shiestynigga:

this is the most serious relationship ive ever had

shiestynigga:

this is the most serious relationship ive ever had

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

youcanthatemeifi:

221-booty:

imaginasi0n:

blackfemalejesus:

american-radical:

Preach

*falls down fifteen flights of stairs and through a window*

boo ya

Yes. How dare us Americans panic about a disease that threatens our lives! And how R A C I S T of us because it comes from A F R I C A OH NO??? MUST BE RACIST!!!!!!!! And yeah sorry for bringing smallpox over, I mean, we personally did that ourselves. Ya know. A few hundred years ago. Yep that was us. We’ve been alive that long. So how DARE we be concerned for our safety when WE DEFINITELY killed MILLIONS with OUR DISEASES. Yes, it’s the black people we want to keep away - not the fatal disease! WOO! We’re so RACIST and SELFISH.

A Haitian woman was dragged off a subway because she was throwing up and people assumed she was African and had Ebola.

That is racism, not fear of disease, and your hyperbole doesn’t erase the existence of racism.

i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14