sorry:

Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead

wondurs:

kisss-me-in-the-raiin:

faqoloqy:

stcnehands:

Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal

I wish someone would say this to me

So cute

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

benjiecon:

you have my attention

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

togepied:

mutuals that like selfies but dont reblog them
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