subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

stylesxhealy:

stylesxhealy:

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

asifthisisme:

Gay marriage finally legal in England.
Rainbow flag over British government offices to celebrate today. A good day.

asifthisisme:

Gay marriage finally legal in England.
Rainbow flag over British government offices to celebrate today. A good day.

userbar:

goals

darecrow:

baconjetswasyes:

Any Christian who isn’t a complete nonce employs this attitude and it’s great.

"to go go the bathroom"

legalmexican:

arthur-recaps:

i bet one of her trophies is World’s Biggest Bitch

SHE WAS SO COLD

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far