youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

benjiecon:

you have my attention

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

togepied:

mutuals that like selfies but dont reblog them
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kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

illkim:

Summer expectations

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Summer reality

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shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box